Clock shop

时间：2008-06-11 06:43:37

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A guy is walking down the street and enters a clock and watch shop.

While looking around, he notices a drop dead gorgeous female clerk behind the counter.

He walks up to the counter where she is standing¹, unzips his pants, flops² his chop out and and places it on the counter.

"What are you doing, Sir?", she asks. "This is a clock shop!!"

He replied, "I know it is and I would like 2 hands and a face put on this!"

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1 standing
n.持续，地位；adj.永久的，不动的，直立的，不流动的
参考例句：
After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。 They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。

2 flops
n.失败( flop的名词复数 )v.（指书、戏剧等）彻底失败( flop的第三人称单数 )；（因疲惫而）猛然坐下；（笨拙地、不由自主地或松弛地）移动或落下；砸锅
参考例句：
a pair of flip-flops 一双人字拖鞋 HPC environments are often measured in terms of FLoating point Operations Per Second (FLOPS) . HPC环境通常以每秒浮点运算次数(FLOPS)加以度量。来自互联网