Question and answer jokes

时间：2007-01-17 08:19:33

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Q: How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
A: Never enough.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: How many can you afford?

Q: Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
A: You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.

Q: What's the difference between a law firm and a circus?
A: At a circus, the clowns1 don't charge the public by the hour.

Q: Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident?
A: An ambulance stopped suddenly.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they'd rather keep their clients2 in the dark.

Q: What do lawyers do after they die?
A: They lie still.

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1 clowns f9b12092c70ec2d9ae6d9ff68b061b27     
n.丑角( clown的名词复数 )；行为荒诞滑稽的人；蠢货；笨蛋
参考例句：
  • They were all dressed as clowns. 他们都打扮成小丑。
  • I used to like the clowns best at the circus. 我以前在马戏里最爱看小丑。 来自《简明英汉词典》
2 clients fac04ca68a48af91f0290001604a2463     
n.顾客( client的名词复数 )；当事人；诉讼委托人；[计算机]客户端
参考例句：
  • a lawyer with many famous clients 拥有许多著名委托人的律师
  • She understood the importance of establishing a close rapport with clients. 她懂得与客户建立密切和谐的关系的重要性。

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