Fortuneteller

A man was wandering around a fairground（露天市场） and he happened to see a fortuneteller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.

"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children."

"Some fortuneteller," scoffed¹（嘲笑，愚弄） the man, "I'm the father of THREE children."

The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think!"