家庭幽默：我知道你会帮我

I knew I could count on you! 

Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic¹ and the garage." 

"We're short-handed, Smith." the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off." 

"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!" 


　　中文：

　　史密斯去找他的老板。“老板，我们家明天有很重的工作要做，我妻子让我修阁楼和车库。” 

　　“可我们很缺人，史密斯。”老板答道，“我不可能放你的假。” 

　　“谢谢，老板。”史密斯说，“我就知道你会帮我。”