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• 1.Math multiplication
• TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!...
• 2.Spell crocodile
• TEACHER: How do you spell crocodile? STUDENT: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L TEACHER: No, that's wrong. STUDENT: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!...
• 3.I is...
• TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with I. ELLEN: I is... TEACHER: No, Ellen... Always say, I am. ELLEN: All right... I am the ninth letter o...
• 4.Nature lesson
• The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. Worker ants, she told them, can carry pieces of food five times their ow...
• 5.Advice from Children
• No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don't hi...
• 6.Coincidence
• TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of a coincidence? STUDENT: My mother and father got married on the same day, at the same time!...
• 7.George Washington
• TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish hi...
• 8.Teenagers
• A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before break...
• 9.Grace before eating
• TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook....
• 10.Writing in the dark
• CHILD: Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write? CHILD: Your name on this report card....