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• 1.Miss Simmons age
• Miss Simmons agreed to be interviewed by Alec for the school magazine. How old are you Miss Simmons? asked Alec. I'm not going to tell you that. But M...
• 2.Math multiplication
• TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!...
• 3.Mommy has a baby
• When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She sai...
• 4.Water pistol gift
• When my four-year-old son opened his birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nea...
• 5.Boogers and broccoli
• What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids don't eat broccoli....
• 6.Callin home collect
• My wife was away all weekend at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home collect. Our six-year-old son picked up the phone and ...
• 7.Flat Tummy
• A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried a...
• 8.Car accident
• As John and his five year old son were headed to McDonald's one day, they passed a car accident. Usually when they saw something terrible like that, t...
• 9.Concussion
• One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground slide and hit his head. Worried that he ...
• 10.Hugging and kissing
• MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young man and woman who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad, ...