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• 1.Valentines's day
• A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing Love stamps on bright pink envel...
• 2.Corruption
• At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. Isn't it true, he bellowed, that you accepted five thousan...
• 3.Plumber
• A pipe bursts in a lawyer?s house, so he calls a plumber. The plumber arrives, unpacks his tools, does mysterious plumber type things for a while, and...
• 4.Nectie
• What's fifteen inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? A lawyer's necktie....
• 5.Outrun the bear
• Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers...
• 6.Sushi bar
• Have you heard about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sosumi....
• 7.What's the catch
• The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. I can arrange some things for you, the devil said. I'll increase your income five-fold. You...
• 8.Dirty taste...
• Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to the rear reached out with his tongue, and licked the posterior of the tiger...
• 9.Like to F#ck her!
• Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beautiful model walking towards them. What a babe, one said, I'd sure like to fuck her! Really? t...
• 10.A brief affair
• A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law firm. After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty hour work ...