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• 1.The Redneck Oil Change Checklist
• 1. Go to O'Reillys auto parts and write a check for $50 dollars for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and scented tree. 2. Discover that the use...
• 2.Bubba is Dead
• A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing a...
• 3.Southern Terrorist Advisory Atlanta
• The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their state...
• 4.Tips for Red Necks
• IN GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered tacky to take a...
• 5.Redneck Letter
• Dear son, Im writing this slow cause i know you cant read fast. Your pop read that all accidents happen within 20 miles of home so we moved. Can't sen...
• 6.Old Clyde
• One day in the great state of Alabama a man walks outside and hears this strange noise coming from one of his trees. He proceeds to walk over to his t...
• 7.Are You a Redneck Jedi?
• You might be a Redneck Jedi if... You ever heard the phrase, May the force be with y'all. Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You have ever used your light ...
• 8.You know yours is a Red Neck Church if
• You know yours is a Red Neck Church if: Upon learning that Jesus fed the 5000, the men want to know whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and wha...
• 9.All Smiles
• Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. First...
• 10.Residency Application
• Arkansas State Residency Application ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION Name:(_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Bill...