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• 1.Deer Hunters
• Two redneck hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their pickemup truck. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. Hey, says the lone hu...
• 2.Pilot Brothers
• The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recuiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. So, he ...
• 3.Vacation Advice
• Bob says to Lester, You know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation, only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took y...
• 4.Duck Hunting
• A guy was duck hunting in Alabama when the park ranger walks up, Afternoon sir, the ranger says, You got an Alabama duck hunting license? Yes I do, th...
• 5.No Longer Privates
• Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, He...
• 6.Redneck Jury
• A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured he wou...
• 7.One Wrong Question
• Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A local man applied for the same job and both applicants, having the s...
• 8.Lottery Winner
• A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, I want my $20 mi...
• 9.Making Donuts
• A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there'...
• 10.Sex With The Gorilla
• A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are n...