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• 1.Joke: Constipated Kitty
• Mrs. Jones' kitty isn't feeling well- a bad case of constipation. She takes it to the vet, who gives her a new kind of laxative. Give her about six te...
• 2.Joke: Traveling On The Train
• There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went th...
• 3.Joke: Sixty Nine
• A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do 69. What the hell is that? asks the guy. Rea...
• 4.Joke: Worst Golf Foursome
• Do you know the toughest golf foursome to play behind? Monica Lewinski...OJ Simpson...Ted Kennedy... Bill Clinton Monica is a hooker... OJ is a slicer...
• 5.Joke: Small Head
• A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an unusually small head. The curious boy walked up to the geezer and said, Hey mist...
• 6.Joke: Set It Free
• If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it j...
• 7.Joke: Several Affairs
• First Affair There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son that t...
• 8.Joke: So Screwed
• Ok, there's this guy in a bar, sitting at the bar, just looking at his drink. He sits, staring at his drink for over half-an-hour, not talking and bar...
• 9.Joke: Redneck Family Tree
• Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of r...
• 10.Joke: Mirror On The Wall
• Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tell...