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• 1.Joke: Ten Reasons Why Macs Suck
• 10) You can't use 5-1/4 floppy disks. 9) You can't go shopping with your friends for a Sound Blaster board because Macs don't need one. 8) Your 200 MH...
• 2.Joke: Ducks
• Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, We only have one rule here in heaven... don't step on t...
• 3.Joke: Flat Tire
• At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that eac...
• 4.Joke: The Smartest Man In The World
• One night, a small plane was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama,...
• 5.Joke: 10 Ways To Creep Out Your Roommate
• 10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a f...
• 6.Joke: Clinton Recycling Sex
• Bill and Hillary are now married 40 years. When they first got married, Bill said, I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in...
• 7.Joke: Afraid Of The Dark
• A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his m...
• 8.Joke: People Over 35 Should Be Dead
• Here's why............ According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70'...
• 9.Joke: I Know The Whole Truth
• At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by s...
• 10.Joke: Short Father Christmas
• What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? Santa Clues! Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call...