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• 1.Best Reward
• A naval officer fell overboard（落水） . He was rescued by a deck hand（甲板水手） . The officer asked how he could reward him. The best way, sir, sai...
• 2.Visual Training
• The squad（班，小队） were having visual training. One smart recruit（新兵，招募） was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging p...
• 3.Ski Lessons
• Between my first and second ski lessons, I was practicing on the beginners' slope at Mammoth Mountain in California. I began to pick up speed, and sud...
• 4.Raccoons
• Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been su...
• 5.The World's Greatest Swordsman
• At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer（击剑者） took the stage（登台演出） . A fly was released, and with an arc（弧）...
• 6.A Mistake
• An Amercian, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered（慌张的） St. Peter explained...
• 7.Good News and Bad News
• There's good news and bad news, the divorce lawyer told his client. I could sure use some good news, sighed the client. What's it? Your wife isn't dem...
• 8.Put that ring back on
• During World War II, I found that my wedding ring was being destroyed through the use of my GI trenching（挖沟） shovel（铁铲） , so I took the ring o...
• 9.Keep yourself busy
• My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry（疾跑） about the house. I picked up his dirty clothes, put away his work shoes, c...
• 10.I don't even know that woman
• A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately（热情地，强烈地） kissing. Why don't you do that? said the...