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• 1.PC, PC
• (to the tune of A Bicycle Built for Two) PC, PC,give me at least a clue.I'm so sleepybut I've got this homework due.I must turn it in tomorrow,or face...
• 2.Revenge of the Lunch Ladies
• I went to the lunchroom, and there, last week on a double dare, I said the meat was too gross to eat and smelled like my underwear. I shouldn't have b...
• 3.Today I Wrote this Poem
• Today I wrote this poem,but I'm not sure if it's good.It doesn't have the thingsmy teacher says a poem should.It doesn't share the feelingsI have deep...
• 4.I Don't Know What to Do Today
• I don't know what to do today.Perhaps I'll go outside and play,or stay indoors and watch TV,or take a bath, or climb a tree.Or maybe I'll go ride my b...
• 5.Oh My Darling, Valentine
• In a toystore on a Sunday with a dollar forty nine I need something just a dumb thing for my brand new Valentine. Oh my darling. Oh my darling. Oh my ...
• 6.My Girlfriend
• I got a new girlfriend, though I don't like girls.I haven't much money, but I buy her pearls.I'm always embarrassed, but I give her flowers,and talk o...
• 7.You Can Argue with a Tennis Ball
• You can argue with a tennis ballor argue with your hat.You can argue with bananasor a broken baseball bat.You can argue with your locker.You can argue...
• 8.I've Been Surfing Lots of Websites
• I've been surfing lots of websites all the live-long day. Now I'm getting all these pop-ups and they will not go away. My computer has a virus. It's b...
• 9.Deer Mrs. Teecher
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• 10.Perfect
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