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• 1.I Love Me
• I took myself out on a dateand said I'm looking grand,and when I got my courage upI asked to hold my hand.I took me to a restaurantand then a movie sh...
• 2.Homework for Christmas
• The teacher gave homework for Christmas.We thought it must be a mistake.She smiled when she said this assignmentwould take up our whole winter break.B...
• 3.Santa's Beard
• He wasn't too good with a razorand every time he would tryKris Kringle would cut himself shaving,so badly it caused him to cry.The townspeople laughed...
• 4.A Dinosaur for Christmas
• A dinosaur for Christmasis the only thing I need.It doesn't matter if it's slowor one that's built for speed.A massive one, a tiny oneor one that's in...
• 5.Christmas Dinner
• Fruitcake.Candied yams.Mincemeat.Roasted hams.Eggnog.Turkey legs.Aspic.Deviled eggs.Gravy.Dinner rolls.Take some.Pass the bowls.Jell-o.Christmas punch...
• 6.Dear Santa, Here's My Christmas List
• Dear Santa, here's my Christmas list. I hope you'll bring it all. I've only asked for gifts my parents can't find at the mall. I'd like to have a UFO,...
• 7.I Will Not Sit on Santa's Lap
• I will not sit on Santa's lap.You cannot make me sit on it,and if you try I promise thatI'll throw a screaming fit on it.I will not talk to Santa;I am...
• 8.Lefty the Lifter
• Tonight I write of Lefty Wright,a lifter slightly gifted,who nightly lifted left and rightso deftly all he lifted.Lefty lifted, on his left,aloft a he...
• 9.I Played a Game
• I played a game.I rode my bike.I had a snack.I took a hike.I read a book.I watched T.V.I built a fort.I climbed a tree.I surfed the web.I played guita...
• 10.Fernando the Fearless
• We're truly in awe of Fernando the Fearless who needed no net for the flying trapeze. Alas, what a shame it's surpisingly difficult catching a bar in ...