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• 1.He's just been to the Zoo
• When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll, which he thrust at...
• 2.Put your feet in 把脚放进去
• The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle, and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her. Mary! called the t...
• 3.我当时还不缺钱
• Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room. Doctor, he said, you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago. Good he...
• 4.I am his second wife 我就是他的第二太太
• A rich man and his wife went into a shop to buy a bracelet. Neither of them was very young. They looked at a lot of beautiful bracelets, and after hal...
• 5.Generous husband 慷慨的老公
• In order to prevent myself from being burnt by the hot sun in summer, I talked again and again with my husband that we should buy a car of our own. In...
• 6.雇主和雇员
• Workman: Mr. Brown, I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages. I have just been married. Employer: Very sorry, my dear man, but I can't help yo...
• 7.两颗番茄
• Two tomatoes went shopping. The first tomato walked fast. The second one asked, Where are we going? The first tomato has no answer, the second tomato ...
• 8.一分钟一百万
• A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: God, what is a million dollars to you? God says: A penny, then the man says: God, what is a m...
• 9.第一次开出租车
• A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on t...
• 10.Lawyer and Engineer
• A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for eve...