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• 1.Getting On The Bus
• In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching ti...
• 2.Speeding Blonde
• One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The firs...
• 3.Swimming
• Theres a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde, all stranded on an island. The first day they look north for land, and they don't see anything. The second...
• 4.Breast Stroke Competition
• A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English Channel Breast Stroke Competition. The redhead won and the brunette came in second. ...
• 5.Blonde Painter
• A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the fr...
• 6.Losing Engines
• Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is noth...
• 7.Too Close
• A blonde had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, If you can read this you're too damn close embroidered on her pant...
• 8.Taming The Lion
• A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking guy in his mid- twenties and the other is a gorgeous bl...
• 9.Make-Over
• Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day, she decided to get a make over, so she c...
• 10.Buying Flowers
• A BLONDE and a brunette are walking past a flower shop. The brunette sees her boyfriend inside and says: Oh no, my boyfriend is inside buying me flowe...