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• 1.Flower Curse
• Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers....
• 2.The Circle
• A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventua...
• 3.Blondes In Heaven
• Two blondes meet in Heaven. How did you die?, the first one asks.Oh! I died in a freezer, the second blonde replied. So how did you die? The second bl...
• 4.Getting Up
• A recent survey was conducted to discover why blondes get out of bed in the middle of the night: - 5% said it was to get a glass of water. - 12% said ...
• 5.Playing Fetch
• The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise. You need to make sure this dog runs around, the doctor said. Try playing a game of...
• 6.Losing Engines
• Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is noth...
• 7.Gun Revange
• A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enou...
• 8.Smarter Blonde
• A blonde thought if she died her hair brown she would become smarter. Whilst driving in the country she spotted this farmer herding sheep and asked hi...
• 9.Car Problems
• A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. S...
• 10.Car Painting
• A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the fr...