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• 1.Kids Seem To Like Her
• After completing his examination, the doctor took her husband aside. I don't like the looks of your wife at all. Me neither, Doc. Said the husband. Bu...
• 2.What Position?
• Will I be the first to do this to you? whispered the new groom to his new bride. What a silly question, giggled the girl. I don't even know what posit...
• 3.Why
• Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time....
• 4.Dumb Beast
• A PETA protester screamed at the woman in a fur coat, Don't you realize some poor dumb beast suffered so you could have that fur? Unfazed, the woman r...
• 5.When She Starts To Look Good....
• A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt ...
• 6.Female Viagra
• What do you call female Viagra? Jewelry....
• 7.Insulted Wife
• The 50-ish wife comes up to her husband and says, 'So, Harvey. What do you think of my new bra-less look? Does it make me look younger?' 'It does!' Ha...
• 8.Birth Control Pills
• A woman asked her doctor for birth control pills. Ma'am, how old are you? I'm 75. What possible need do you have for birth control pills? They help me...
• 9.Ignorance
• Why are men so happy? Because ignorance is bliss....
• 10.Men Aren't Dogs...
• What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you....