15-10-21 A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds. When the blonde returns, she'...

15-10-13 Flory turned to the left outside the Club gate and started down the bazaar road, under the shade of the peepul trees. A hundred yards away there was a swirl of music, where a squad of Military Policemen, lank Indians in greenish khaki, were marching...

15-09-06 Can I see my baby? the happy new mother asked. When the bundle was nestled in her arms and she moved the fold of cloth to look upon his tiny face, she gasped. The doctor turned quickly and looked out the tall hospital window. The baby had been born...

15-08-27 Liu Zongyuan was ill. He called a famous doctor for diagnosis and treatment. The doctor said: Your spleen is swollen. You will get well by taking good quality fining (poris cocos). Liu Zongyuan sent someone to buy fining from a herbal medicine shop,...

15-08-09 Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Great TV show! What did the bee say to the flower? Hi honey! Doctor, doctor, I feel like a shoe. Stick out your tongue. How does a footballer start a computer? Boots it up. Which prize is silent? The no-...

15-07-28 In the past, a man claimed to be a specialist in curing hunchbacks. His signboard read: I specialize in curing hunchbacks. No matter whether you are hunchbacked like a bow, a shrimp, a basket for rinsing rice or a rice pot, I guarantee that once I s...

15-07-28 There was a doctor who claimed to be good at treating surgical cases. One day, a general was struck by an arrow from the enemy on the battlefield. The arrow had penetrated into his flesh, so he called for the surgeon. The general told him what had h...

15-05-25 The patient was recovering after an operation. His friend came to visit him and asked how he was getting along. Well, the patient began, after my first operation they had to cut me open again. The doctor had to take out the sponge left in me. But yo...

15-04-23 Franklin's life is full of charming stories which all young men should know -- how he sold books in Boston, and became the guest of kings in Europe; how he was made Major General Franklin, only to quit because, as he said, he was no soldier, and yet...

15-04-03 Henry was from the United States and he had come to London for a holiday. One day he was not feeling well, so he went to the clerk at the desk of his hotel and said, I want to see doctor. Can you give me the name of a good one? The clerk looked in a...