14-03-12 An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display. I've got good news and bad news, the owner replied. Give me the good news first, the artist demanded....
13-12-20 哥伦比亚某医院的医生们在本周遇到了一件奇怪的事情一位82岁的老太太已经怀孕了40年。她在周一时因剧烈的腹泻而到该医院就诊,在全面的临床检查之后,医生确定在她的腹部并没有结石或肿瘤,而在子宫外发现了一个胎儿,但已经死亡了近40年。 Doctors in Colombia discov...
13-09-16 A sick man received a visit from his doctor, who asked him how he was. Fairly well, doctor, said he, but I find I sweat a great deal. Ah, said the doctor, that's a good sign. On his next visit he asked the same question, and his patient replied, I'm...
13-09-13 A Uruguayan man who went missing in May while trying to cross the Andes mountains from Chile to Argentina has been found alive, officials say. 一名乌拉圭男子5月在安第斯山的暴风雪中迷路,在求生意志的支撑下,他吃下一切能吃的东西,包括老鼠,苦撑四个月...
13-09-04 There was once on a time a poor peasant called Crabb, who drove with two oxen a load of wood to the town, and sold it to a doctor for two thalers. When the money was being counted out to him, it so happened that the doctor was sitting at table, and...
13-08-08 Once upon a time there was a child who was willful, and would not dowh at her mother wished. For this reason God had no pleasure in her, and let her become ill, and no doctor could do her any good, and in a short time she lay on her death-bed. When...
13-08-06 Relax. He is the same little boy you loved yesterday. I smiled trying to hold back the tears. No he isn't. Yesterday I dreamed he would be an astronaut. Today I am hoping he will learn to talk. It was like some sort of cosmic joke. I could still rec...
13-07-31 精彩对白 Isobel: I'm so interested to see the hospital. Violet: Ooh. Well, you would be, with your late husband a doctor. Isobel: Not just my husband. My father and brother, too. And I trained as a nurse during the war. Cora: Oh, fancy. Isobel: I'd...
13-05-14 A Philadelphia doctor has been convicted of the first-degree murders of three babies delivered and killed with scissors in late-term abortions. 费城一位医生因在妊娠晚期流产手术中用手术剪杀死三名婴儿被判一级谋杀罪。 Dr Kermit Gosnell, 72, was acquitt...
13-04-10 A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: I think that he is very ill. I am afraid that he is dead. said the doctor. Hearing this, the man moved his head and sa...