14-06-26 A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. But how will I let you know the baby...
14-06-26 A doctor told his patient there was nothing really the matter with him. All you requir is more outdoor life, walk two or three miles regularly everyday. By the way, what's your business? I'm a letter-carrier. the patient answered. 医生告诉他的病人说...
14-05-29 A famous doctor, Bian Que, after seeing Duke Huan of the state of Cai, told him that his illness had intruded into his skin and he needed to be treated immediately. But the Duke felt he was in good health and thought that Bian Que just wanted to tak...
14-05-19 Looking very unhappy, a poor man entered a doctor's consulting-room. Doctor, he said, you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago. Good heavens, man! said the doctor. Why have you waited so long? Why don't you come to me on the day you s...
14-05-09 An old woman became almost totally blind from a disease of the eyes, and, after consulting a doctor, made an agreement with him in the presence of witnesses that she should pay him a high fee if he cured her, while if he failed he was to receive not...
14-04-15 Once, there was a man who was bothered by total baldness. In winter, he felt particularly cold, while in summer, the heat scorched his head, bitten by mosquitoes and gadflies, he had no peace day or night. It came to his knowledge that there was a d...
14-04-14 An old man of seventy-six went to a doctor to request a general check up as to the state of his health. The doctor looked him up thoroughly, and then told him: Everything is fine. As the old man paid his fee, the doctor asked him: Have you followed...
14-04-08 Deep In the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, Here....
14-03-24 A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. What's the matter? he was asked. He said, I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.' She was just trying to comfo...
14-03-20 White coat effect refers to the elevation of a patient's blood pressure readings caused by being in a doctor's office or clinic, or by being in the presence of a physician. 白大褂效应指病人在医生办公室、诊室或者有医务人员在场时量血压,血压都会升高的...