15-03-31 A woman went to her doctor's office where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about four minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant. She burst out screaming and ran down the hallway. An older doctor stopped her and a...

15-03-19 There once was a dog show to determine the world's smartest dog. Three dogs were in the final. One dog belonged to a doctor. One dog belonged to an engineer. And, one dog belonged to a lawyer. For the final each dog was given a bag of bones to see w...

15-01-06 A man walked into a doctor's examining room. Put out your tongue, the doctor said. The man put out his tongue and the doctor said. O.K. You can put your tongue back now. the doctor said. It's clear what's wrong with you. You need more exercise. But,...

14-12-30 Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors. The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to read, Schizoids...

14-12-30 A man walks into his doctor's office and puts a note on the table for the doctor to read. It said, I can't talk! Help me! The doctor nodded sagely, and instructed the man to put his thumb on the table. The man thinks to himself that his thumb has no...

14-12-09 Bubba's sister is pregnant and is in a bad car accident, which caused her to fall into a deep coma. After nearly six months, she awakens and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, Ma...

14-11-27 Police officers hear plenty of excuses from people caught parking only for the handicapped persons. Once a policeman stopped a man for doing so. When the man was questioned if he knew the parking regulations. He answered correctly. Then the policema...

14-11-19 A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to the new doctor. At the first house a woman complained, I...

14-10-28 A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. Where are you hurting? asked the doctor. You have to help me, I hurt all over, said the woman. What do you mean, all over? asked the doctor, be a little more specific. The woman touched her right...

14-10-22 A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it. Impossible! says the doctor. Show me. The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left knee and screams in pain. Then she pushes her elbow...