• 《小屁孩日记2》四

    12-07-31 影片对白 Greg's mother: Hey, Rodrick, could you come here, please? What happened to the lock? Rodrick: I don't know what you are talking about? Greg's mother: There was a lock on this door. Rodrick: I don't think so. Greg's mother: Rodrick, I have l...

  • 《小屁孩日记2》三

    12-07-31 影片对白 Greg: Hi, Rowley. Rowley: Hey. Rodrick: Does he know about the D-O-R-E? The door. Greg: Oh, yeah, don't worry. I already told him, deny, deny, deny. Greg's father: Hi, Rowley, how do you do, huh? OK. Was there a lock on this door? I must lo...

  • 马里武装分子袭击清真寺

    12-07-03 Islamist militants in Mali have attacked one of the most famous mosques in the historic city of Timbuktu, residents say. 马里伊斯兰教武装分子袭击了廷巴克图城内一座著名的清真寺。 The door in the Sidi Yahia mosque which was broken leads to the tomb of...

  • Fight Competition

    12-05-09 The shopkeeper was dismayed(吃惊) when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an eve...

  • Stupid Question

    12-05-09 Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What's the time, please? After a few months, Dan said to himself, I'm not going to answer all those stupid people an...

  • We Left Nothing 我们什么也没留下

    12-04-18 Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING. When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked(洗劫,掠夺) . On the n...

  • The mean man's party

    11-06-08 The notorious(声名狼藉的) cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. He said. Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open. Push with your foot. Why use my elbow and foot? Well. Gosh, was the reply. Yo...

  • The First Time

    11-03-01 A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments(服装,衣着) ov...

  • Roses for Rose

    10-05-26 Red roses were her favorites, her name was also Rose. And every year her husband sent them, tied with pretty bows. The year he died, the roses were delivered to her door. The card said, Be my Valentine, like all the years before. Each year he sent h...

  • The mean man's party 吝啬鬼的聚会

    10-04-13 The Mean Man's Party The notorious(声名狼藉的,臭名昭著的) cheap skate(小气鬼) finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow(肘部,扶...