11-04-26 A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl（嚎叫） along dismally（沉闷地） . Finally, the father could endure the combination no more and said, Can't you play something the dog d...

11-04-26 Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down（砍下） his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him? Blonde: Because George still had the axe in his hand....

11-03-22 A man was wandering around a fairground（露天市场） and he happened to see a fortuneteller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down. Ah..... said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. I see you are the fathe...

11-01-21 We were standing at the top of a church tower. My father had brought me to this spot in a small Italian town not far from our home in Rome. I wondered why. Look down, Elsa, Father said. I gathered all my courage and looked down. I saw the square in...

11-01-12 Mother had decided to trim（修剪，整理） her household（家庭的，日常的） budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress drycleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, Just think, Fred, we are five dollars r...

11-01-05 My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. At a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for Mother, but the family home would go to us five children if she remarried. I don't want another S.O.B. toasting...

11-01-04 影片对白 Bella: Hey, sorry I'm late. Biology project. Bellas father: I ordered you the spinach salad. I hope that's okay. Bella: You should order one for yourself next time. Cut back on the steak. Bellas father: Hey, I'm as healthy as a horse . Cora...

11-01-04 影片对白 Bella: Hey, did you get contacts ? Edward: No. Bella: Your eyes were black the last time I saw you, and now they're, like, golden brown. Edward: Yeah, I know, it's the...It's the fluorescents . (Horn blasting) (Tires screeching) (Loud thuds...

11-01-04 影片对白 Bellas father: Well, probably be late for dinner. I gotta head down to Mason County. Security guard at the Grisham Mill got killed by some kind of animal. Bella: An animal? Bellas father: You're not in Phoenix anymore, Bells. Anyway, I figu...

10-11-18 A novice（初学者，新手） lion tamer（驯狮者） was being interviewed. I understand your father was also a lion tamer, the reporter queried. Yes, he was, the man replied. Do you actually put your head in the lion's mouth? I did it only once, said the...