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法第一夫人视罗斯福妻子为榜样
12-06-16 France's new First Lady, keen to remain a journalist despite her tie to President Francois Hollande, has drawn inspiration from one of the most popular American women of the 20th century, Eleanor Roosevelt. 作为法国新一任第一夫人，弗朗索瓦奥朗德总统...
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Lost Purse 丢失的钱包
12-03-21 A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills. The boy quickly replied, Tha...
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The picture of the cheese 图片和奶酪
12-02-28 One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mou setrap（捕鼠器） . The shopkeeper said to her, Put some cheese in it...
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You have to roll up the windows first
11-12-20 A woman got a dent（凹痕） in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman decided to have a wee bit（一点，少许） of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe（排气管） until the dent popped itse...
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A Psychological Shipwreck - 1
11-12-09 In the summer of 1874 I was in Liverpool, whither（无论到哪里） I had gone on Business for the mercantile（商业的） house of Bronson Jarrett, New York. I am William Jarrett; my partner was Zenas Bronson. The firm failed last year, and unable to endu...
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Where is My Daughter
11-12-07 One afternoon, I was doing jobs outside. There was a lady pushed a child's push chair and approaching to me, looked very worried. Whats the matter with you? I asked. Have you seen my daughter? She is a three year old girl with a small red flower shi...
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No Pen But A Pistol
11-11-22 A lady and her son whom was about 10 years old came to buy pond fish from me one day. After I packed her favourite fish, I needed to write down the price label then stuck it on the fish bag, but I couldnt find a pen at that moment. Did you have a pe...
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I Am Acting Like a Lady 我要表现得象位女士
11-11-17 One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lower...
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Impudent Questions 无礼的问题
11-11-09 A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic（贵族的） lady to a group of little East-Siders. The little girl, as she drank her tea and ate her plum-cake on a velvet（天鹅绒的） lawn under a white-bloom...
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Buying a hat 买帽子
11-09-08 A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: An excellent choice, m...
