12-06-21 Mom: Which banana do you want, Victor? Victor: I want that one of the greatest. Mom: Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one. Victor: Mom, I must lie to be polite? 妈妈:你要哪一只香蕉,维克多? 维克多:我要那只最大的。 妈妈:维克多,...
12-06-21 The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.' The second mother went on, My son is a bishop. When he enters a room,...
12-06-14 After 21 years of marriage, I discovered a new way of keeping alive the spark of love. I started to go out with another woman. It was really my wife's idea. I know that you love her, she said one day, taking me by surprise. But I love YOU, I protest...
12-06-11 Researchers at NYU School of Medicine have made an important discovery that partially answers the long-standing question of why a mother's immune system does not reject a developing fetus as foreign tissue. Our manuscript(手写的) addresses a funda...
12-06-06 影片对白 Jason: Are you waiting for me? Becca: Oh. Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, I... I thought you took the bus. Jason: I do. Becca: But not today? Jason: Not today. I skipped school . Becca: Well you shouldn't be playing hooky , young man. Jason: Why are...
12-05-13 如何才能在母亲节花对钱、买对礼物呢?吸尘器、性玩具、两元店买的厨房清洁用具、古巴雪茄以及复活节没吃完的糖果,甚至电锯等都在不受欢迎之列。妈妈们普遍表示,她们更愿意收到家人亲手制作的礼物;如果是商场购买的礼物,她们也不希望家人买礼物时要求自己在场自己...
12-05-08 The West African state of Niger is the worst place in the world to be a mother, according to Save the Children. 救助儿童会宣布,西非尼日尔是世界上最差的做母亲的地区。 The ranking comes in the charity's annual index which compares conditions for moth...
12-04-27 A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned....
12-04-26 After 21 years of marriage, I discovered a new way of keeping alive the spark of love. I started to go out with another woman. It was really my wife's idea. I know that you love her, she said one day, taking me by surprise. But I love YOU, I protest...
12-04-12 Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mother, but then he got work in a town and went ant lived there. Its name...