13-01-15 The hostess moved to a new house. Not until she finish putting things in order, was the power suddently cut. It was very dark in the room. Somebody knocked at the door as soon as the hostess touched the candle and match. Opening the door, she found...

12-12-25 Doctor, she said loudly, bouncing into the room, I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me. He surveyed her from head to foot. Madam, he said at length, I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pound...

12-11-14 Mom, you should put some of your things away. Baby proof this house, stated our oldest son Mark as he lumbered up the stairs followed by his wife, Kim, and fifteen－month－old Hannah. Visiting for the Thanksgiving holiday, he finished unloading the...

12-10-27 Male hotel guests watch adult TV channels as soon as they arrive in their room while women check out the shampoo and conditioner on offer, according to new research. 新研究显示，男房客一进旅馆房间就开始看成人电视台，女人则会先查看旅馆供应的洗发水和...

12-10-18 Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his...

12-09-28 It was well after mid night, wrapped in my warm fleecy（羊毛状的） robe I stood silently staring out the ninth floor window of the daunting New York hospital. I was staring at the 59th Street Bridge. It was as sparkling and beautiful as a Christmas...

12-09-27 She enjoyed Strauss, KFC and Brazil Espresso, I know, she was like a busy bee in an office building in a decent grey dress suite. That was the case before she met me and all this has vanished since she fell in love with me. Let me date back to 1997....

12-09-10 My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE If you're going to kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning! My mother taught me RELIGION You better pray that will come out of the carpet. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL If y...

12-06-21 The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.' The second mother went on, My son is a bishop. When he enters a room,...

12-03-29 A person's mere presence in a room can add 37 million bacteria to the air every hour -- material largely left behind by previous occupants and stirred up from the floor -- according to new research by Yale University engineers. We live in this micro...