11-08-18 The teacher is asking an arithmetic question: Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have? I must have somebody else's pants on. 老师正在问一道算术题：杰克，如果你在你右边口袋里发现...

11-07-14 One day after school the teacher said to his students, Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier. The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard dau...

11-07-04 Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today? Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three. 母亲问她年幼的儿子：宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么？ 儿子骄傲地说...

11-07-04 One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What...

11-06-12 Teacher: Mike, you're always asking your father to do your homework instead, and again this time... Mike: Pardon, sir, this time at first I would not let him do it, but mother was too busy....

11-06-12 A keen（敏锐的，渴望的） young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade（柠檬水） , cake, c...

11-05-27 One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast（烘烤） pig. I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me. Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pi...

11-04-27 Johnny, name the fifty states, instructed the teacher. I can't, teacher Why, when I was your age I could name all the states, She scolded. Yeah, but then there were only thirteen, answered Johnny....

11-04-15 A Malaysian school teacher has been charged with the murder of a seven-year-old student at a private Islamic school in the northern state of Perlis. The schoolboy was accused of stealing a couple of dollars from a classmate. As punishment, the boy w...

11-03-08 You will not make 40 thousand dollars a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice president with a car phone, until you earn both. 高中刚毕业你不会一年挣4万美元。你不会成为一个公司的副总裁，并拥有一部汽车电话，直到你将此职位和汽车电话都挣到...