• 英国餐厅用餐应该注意哪些

    17-08-30 Clicking your fingers for the waiter Being too loud and raucous Letting children listen to videos on a phone Blowing your nose in a napkin Texting at the table Letting your children play with cutlery and condiments Placing your phone on the table ne...

  • Only one piece of meat 只有一块肉

    16-06-21 Customer: Waiter, Ive only got one piece of meat in my dish. Waiter:Just a moment, sir and Ill cut it in two. 顾客:服务员,我盘子里怎么只有一块肉? 服务员:先生,请稍候,我去把它切成两块。...

  • Friends of a feather 禽以毛聚

    16-02-17 An American tourist was lunching in a restaurant in China, whose specialty was roast duck. The waiter explained each dish as he brought it to the table: This is the breast of the duck. This is the leg of the duck. This is the wing of the duck Then c...

  • He Understood 他懂了

    16-02-17 Two Americans were traveling in Spain. One morning they came into a little restaurant for lunch. They did not know Spanish, and their waiter did not know English. They wanted him to understand that they wanted some milk and sandwiches. At first they...

  • 公鸡断尾

    14-11-12 Once Bin Meng went outing on the suburbs. He was surprised to see a rooster pulling out its tail feathers and asked the waiter why the rooster did so. The waiter replied, It is afraid that people will kill it as a sacrifice because they like its fea...

  • I am illiterate too

    14-09-03 Once Albert Einstein, the world-famous scientist, was traveling by train. At dinner time he went to the dining car. Menu in hand, he suddenly readlized that he had forgotten his glasses in his compartment. He shrugged. Unwilling to go back, he tried...

  • One or Two 一还是二

    12-01-10 Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish. Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two. 顾客:服务员,我盘子里怎么只有一块肉? 服务员:先生,请稍候,我去把它切成两块。...

  • Your Grandfather 你爷爷

    11-08-02 A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant: Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price. Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have a lot of money. You are sti...

  • A Complicated Breakfast order

    10-12-08 A resident in a posh(时髦的,漂亮的) hotel breakfast room called over(点名) the head waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile. Good Morning sir. What a wonderful morning. I'd like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cook...

  • Waiter From Hell

    09-09-30 Remember when eating out was a relaxing experience? Someone else cooked for you, served you and cleaned up after you. All you had to do was chew, swallow and pay. No longer, though. Today you feel like a laboratory rat who has to struggle through a...