12-03-07 Long ago, the Sky was quite low. If you stood on a stool(凳子) and stretched your hands up as high as they would go, you could touch the Sky. At that time, far on the Horizon, where the Sky was always especially low, there was a village. In that v...
12-02-28 A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch(门廊) . I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life? I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foo...
12-02-07 Often did the Woodcutter and his wife chide(斥责) him, and say: 'We did not deal with thee as thou dealest with those who are left desolate(荒凉的) , and have none to succour them. Wherefore art thou so cruel to all who need pity?' Often did the...
11-12-25 Bath bubbles and scented candles will simply not do. For a certain type of woman who has everything - including very generous family and friends - plastic surgery could make the ideal present. 泡泡浴和香味蜡烛都不够了。对那些应有尽有的女性(她们都有...
11-12-20 In court a judge asked the witness, How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath(宣誓) so tell the truth. The woman replied, I'm twenty one and some months. The judge said, Be specific: how many months? So she...
11-12-09 'What's up Cole?' I said, opening the door. I greeted him how we always greeted each other. In way I couldn't really describe; low handshakes and a kind of slouchy walk we picked up off MTV, the videos, the rap shows. We liked to be American about i...
11-11-06 A woman goes into labor, and gives birth. The newborn is swaddled(用襁褓包) and placed to sleep in a nearby bassinet, or taken to the hospital nursery so that the mother can rest. Despite this common practice, new research published in Biological...
11-11-04 An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old. She could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse. She jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it, so the mouse got out of her mouth a...
11-10-21 Why are you crying? he asked his Mom. Because I'm a woman. she told him. I don't understand, he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, And you never will... Later the little boy asked his father, Why does mother seem to cry for no reason? All women...
11-09-04 Barely out of nappies, four-year-old Maddy Jackson is already on the road to womanhood. 英国小萝莉曼迪杰克逊虽然年仅4岁,乳臭未干,但已经走上了成熟女性路线。 Showtime: Four-year-old Maddy performs her Dolly Parton routine to hundreds of spectators S...