记者协会晚宴 奥巴马讲了什么段子、抖了哪些包袱

1. 吐槽卸任后的赚钱方式

"If this material works well, I'm gonna use it at Goldman Sachs next year. Earn me some serious Tubmans." 

 

2. 评论自己迟到 

"I do apologize, I know I was a little late tonight. I was running on CPT -- which stands for jokes that white people should not make."

（Colored People Time，即有色人种时间，指“黑人总迟到”的刻板思维）

 

3. 预测下一任总统 

"Next year at this time, someone else will be standing¹ here in this very spot. And it's anyone's guess who she will be." 

（用she暗指希拉里·克林顿可能当选）

 

4. 评论民主党总统参选人伯尼·桑德斯 

"We've got the bright new face of the Democratic Party here tonight, Mr. Bernie Sanders! Bernie, you look like a million bucks². Or to put it in terms you'll understand, you look like 37,000 donations of $27 each." 

（伯尼·桑德斯的竞选基金主要来自普通捐款人，人均捐款数是27美元）

 

5. 提到伯尼·桑德斯与自己的差异 

"I am a little hurt that you're distancing yourself from me, Bernie. That's not something you do to your comrade."

（虽然同为民主党，但伯尼·桑德斯是一个社会主义者）

 

6. 评论自己的支持率上升 

"In my final year, my approval ratings keep going up. The last time I was this high, I was trying to decide on my major." 

（曾有报道称奥巴马上学时吸毒成瘾）

 

7. 吐槽唐纳德·特朗普的经营策略

"There's one area where Donald's experience could be invaluable³, and that's closing Guantanamo. Because Trump⁴ knows a thing or two about running waterfront properties into the ground." 

 

8. 评论特朗普未到现场 

"I am a little hurt he's not here tonight. We had so much fun the last time. And it is surprising -- you have a room full of reporters, celebrities⁵, cameras. And he says no. Is this dinner too tacky for The Donald? What could he be possibly doing instead? Eating a Trump Steak? Tweeting out insults to Angela Merkel? What's he doing?" 

 

9. 调侃特朗普不懂外交的梗 

"They say Donald lacks the foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent years meeting with leaders from around the world -- Miss Sweden, Miss Argentina, Miss Azerbaijan." 

 

10. 拿前纽约市长跟特朗普比较 

"I see Mike Bloomberg. Mike, a combative⁶, controversial New York billionaire is leading the GOP primary and it's not you. That has to sting a little bit. Although it's not an entirely⁷ fair comparison between you and the Donald. After all, Mike was a big city mayor, he knows policy in-depth. And he's actually worth the amount of money that he says he is."

（暗讽特朗普不懂政策，吹嘘自己的身家达上百亿）

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