Adult jokes：In Mourning

时间：2007-03-03 02:38:29

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In Mourning

A woman had1 just lost her husband2. So she meets a guy3 who is instantly
interested in her. Well he is a patient4 guy and decides5 to be nice to her.

Well one day they go away on a vacation6 and soon things get heated7 up, but
she takes everything off8 except9 for her black panties. So he asks her "Why
the black panties?" So she says "Well I haven't finished10 moarning down
there." So he says "ok". Anyway11 this goes on for two days and on the third
day she notices12 that he has a black condom on. So she asks him, "What's
with the black condom?" So he replies13, "I want to show you just how sorry
I am."

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1 had FeBxb     
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
参考例句：
  • I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
  • The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。
2 husband LbBxv     
n.丈夫
参考例句：
  • My husband just lost his job.我老公刚刚失业了。
  • I visited my daughter and her husband.我去看望我的女儿和女婿。
3 guy 2egxj     
n.(美，口语)家伙；青年；男人
参考例句：
  • She lost her heart to the handsome guy.她爱上了这个漂亮的小伙子。
  • That guy is very hard to deal with.那家伙很难对付。
4 patient aACyd     
n.病人；adj.有耐心的，能容忍的
参考例句：
  • The doctor told the patient that he was in good way.大夫对病人说，他的病情已在好转。
  • We must be patient with children.我们对孩子要耐心。
5 decides 2830ca7197815b3af9489d095d3562d0     
v.下决心( decide的第三人称单数 )；（使）决定；解决；裁决
参考例句：
  • We will defer to whatever the committee decides. 我们遵从委员会作出的任何决定。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • His family are completely behind him, whatever he decides. 他无论作出什么决定，家人都全力支持。 来自辞典例句
6 vacation miMww     
n.假期，休假；vi.度假
参考例句：
  • I'll take a vacation this weekend.这个周末我要休假。
  • The vacation passed away quickly.假期过得很快。
7 heated Ervz0F     
adj.热的，加热的；激昂的，兴奋的；激动的v.（使）热(heat的过去式和过去分词)
参考例句：
  • Metals expand when they are heated. 金属受热会膨胀。
  • Substances have no tendency to expand unless (they are) heated. 除非受热，物质不会有膨胀的倾向。 来自《简明英汉词典》
8 off 7Ilxf     
adj.远的；休假的，空闲的；adv.走开，出发，隔断；prep.离开，脱落，在...之外
参考例句：
  • You'd better cool off first.你最好先冷静下来。
  • I need some time off.我需要一些时间休息。
9 except Wn2xN     
v.除，除外，反对；prep.除了...之外，若不是，除非
参考例句：
  • Everybody is here except tom.除了汤姆大家都到了。
  • He never came except when he was in trouble. 除非有了困难，他从来不到这里来。
10 finished otFzWn     
adj.完成的，精湛的；v.动词finish的过去式和过去分词
参考例句：
  • We finished up everything there was on the table. 我们把桌上的东西全吃完了。
  • We can certainly have the job finished on time.我们肯定能按时完成任务。
11 anyway eMoy3     
adv.不管怎样；无论如何
参考例句：
  • Anyway I'm free now . Let me go with you. 我反正闲着没事,就陪你走一趟吧。
  • Anyway, you can try. 至少你可以试试。
12 notices 2af45960db0a678ed7f610f117b1d46e     
n.注意( notice的名词复数 )；布告；警告；预告v.介绍( notice的第三人称单数 )；关注；关照；说到
参考例句：
  • He has a good eye for detail and notices almost everything. 他明察秋毫，几乎一切事情都注意到了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • John is so shy and awkward that everyone notices him. 约翰如此害羞狼狈，以至于大家都注意到了他。 来自《简明英汉词典》
13 replies 30d6d9cf8c5a7fc1520d8f28185c60a2     
n.回答，答复( reply的名词复数 )；反应；报复（行动）；[法律]答辩v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的第三人称单数 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
  • He would give only monosyllabic replies, such as "Yes" and "No". 他只肯给予极简短的回答，例如“是”和“否”。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • "Never mind, " he replies, "1'm not afraid of infection. “病有什么要紧呢，我是不怕传染的。” 来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说

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