Rectum Stretcher

This guy is flying down the road in his EB Z06; and he comes over the top
of a bridge, sure enough,on the other side there is sitting a cop with a
radar¹ gun.

The cop pulls the guy over,walks up to the car and asks "What's the
hurry?"

The guy replies, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah", says the cop, "what do you do?"

The guy responds, "I'm a rectum stretcher."

The cop says "A rectum stretcher, and what does a rectum stretcher do?"

The guy says,"Well, I start with one finger,then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three,then four,then my whole hand,then I work until I can
get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6
foot wide"

The cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?'

The guy replies, "You give him a radar gun and park him at the end of a
bridge..."

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