My daughter Darla

时间：2007-03-27 08:39:49

（单词翻译:单击）

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.

The doctor says, "Okay1, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem2?"

The mother says, "It’s my daughter Darla, she keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings."

The doctor gives Darla a good examination3 then turns to the
mother and says, "Well,I don’t know how to tell you this but your Darla is pregnant4 - about 4 months would5 be my guess."

The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never ever6 been left alone7 with a man! Have you Darla?"

Darla says, "No mother! I’ve never even8 kissed9 a man!"

The doctor walks over to the window and just stares10 out it.

About five minutes pass and finally11 the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"

The doctor replies12, "No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared13 in the east and three wise14 men came15 over the hill. I’ll be darned if I’m going16 to miss it this time!"


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1 Okay 8Iax3     
(=okey，O.K.)adj./adv.好，行，不错；n.同意
参考例句：
  • The play is okay,but I still prefer the book.戏还可以，可我仍愿读原著。
  • Is it okay with you if I borrow this book?我借这本书你不在意吧？
2 problem hQaxH     
n.问题；难题
参考例句：
  • The problem is ongoing.这个问题尚未解决。
  • This problem is too hard for me to solve.这个问题太难，我解决不了。
3 examination pn6xJ     
n.考试，考查，试题；检查，调查
参考例句：
  • Teachers always judge their students on the final examination.老师常根据期末考试来评价他们的学生。
  • He put up a good show in the final examination.他在期末考试中表现得不错。
4 pregnant IP3xP     
adj.怀孕的，怀胎的
参考例句：
  • She is a pregnant woman.她是一名孕妇。
  • She is pregnant with her first child.她怀了第一胎。
5 would 8fPwB     
aux.will的过去式；愿，要；常常；大概；将要，会
参考例句：
  • Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说？
  • Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗？
6 ever ZijzR     
adv.曾经；永远；不断地；在任何时候；究竟
参考例句：
  • Have you ever been to hangzhou?你曾经去过杭州吗？
  • I will be young and strong and beautiful for ever.我将永远年轻、强壮，永远漂亮。
7 alone 5L2yn     
adj.单独的，孤独的；adv.单独地，独自地；仅仅
参考例句：
  • He often makes a round trip to the hospital alone.他经常一个人往返医院。
  • It is dangerous for a girl to go out alone at night.一个女孩夜里单独外出是危险的。
8 even EiUzR     
adj.平坦的，偶数的，相等的；adv.甚至，恰好，正当
参考例句：
  • It was cold yesterday,but it's even colder today. 昨天冷，今天更冷了。
  • He's the best teacher even though he has the least experience.尽管他经验最少，但教得最好。
9 kissed dbc1b3927d4194263af7e58419e2de88     
v.吻( kiss的过去式和过去分词 )；轻拂，轻触
参考例句：
  • He bent and kissed her. 他低下头吻了她。
  • She kissed him with unusual fervour. 她特别热烈地吻着他。
10 stares 32ecdbfa16a760db0b9d132727893721     
v.凝视，瞪视( stare的第三人称单数 )
参考例句：
  • Ruin now stares in the face. 正面临着毁灭的威胁。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
  • The little dog stares suspiciously at the old wolf. 小白狗满脸疑惑地望着它，嗅到一股陌生的凶气和野味。 来自汉英文学 - 现代散文
11 finally SkDxQ     
adv.最后地；最终
参考例句：
  • We can finally take a rest.总算是可以休息了。
  • Finally,they won the game.结果他们打赢了。
12 replies 30d6d9cf8c5a7fc1520d8f28185c60a2     
n.回答，答复( reply的名词复数 )；反应；报复（行动）；[法律]答辩v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的第三人称单数 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
  • He would give only monosyllabic replies, such as "Yes" and "No". 他只肯给予极简短的回答，例如“是”和“否”。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • "Never mind, " he replies, "1'm not afraid of infection. “病有什么要紧呢，我是不怕传染的。” 来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说
13 appeared appeared     
v.出现( appear的过去式和过去分词 )；出庭（作证或受审）；演出；发表
参考例句：
  • Her beauty appeared ageless. 她的美显得经久不衰。
  • He appeared at breakfast bleary-eyed and with a hangover. 他吃早餐时两眼迷糊，宿醉未醒。
14 wise nfzwu     
adj.明智的，有学问的，有智慧的，聪明的
参考例句：
  • He was wise to give up smoking.他戒烟是明智的。
  • Even the wise are not always free from error.智者千虑，必有一失。
15 came xTYyl     
v.动词come的过去式
参考例句：
  • I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里，我很惊奇。
  • The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。
16 going dsHzY9     
n.去，离去，地面(或道路)的状况，工作情况；(复数形式）goings: 行为；adj.进行中的，流行的，现存的
参考例句：
  • We're going to listen to a report this afternoon. 今天下午我们要去听报告。
  • He hates leaving the office and going on holiday.他不愿离开办公室去度假。

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