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A witch joke
What is old and ugly and goes beep beep?
A witch in a traffic jam!
A witch joke
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!
A witch joke
What happened when the baby witch was born?
It was so ugly its parents ran away from home!
A witch joke
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?
A witch with a blindfold1!
A witch joke
What kind of music do witches play on the piano?
Hag-time!
A witch joke
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
She calls the flying squad2!
A witch joke
Why did the witch wear yellow stockings?
Because her grey ones were at the cleaners!
What is old and ugly and goes beep beep?
A witch in a traffic jam!
A witch joke
What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?
Every time she sneezed her hat blew off!
A witch joke
What happened when the baby witch was born?
It was so ugly its parents ran away from home!
A witch joke
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?
A witch with a blindfold1!
A witch joke
What kind of music do witches play on the piano?
Hag-time!
A witch joke
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen?
She calls the flying squad2!
A witch joke
Why did the witch wear yellow stockings?
Because her grey ones were at the cleaners!
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| vt.蒙住…的眼睛；adj.盲目的；adv.盲目地；n.蒙眼的绷带[布等]； 障眼物，蒙蔽人的事物 | |
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