Shocked Old Ladies

Three old ladies are sitting in the park on a beautiful spring day feeding the pigeons and the squirrels, when suddenly, a man in a long trench¹ coat jumps in front of them and throws open his coat. He's completely naked under his jacket. The three old ladies haven't seen such a thing in a very long time, and their blood pressure shoots up quickly. The first old lady lets out a gasp² and has a stroke. The second old lady sees this and it's too much for her — she gasps³ and has a stroke, too. The third old lady didn't have a stroke — she was sitting too far away and couldn't reach.