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Bingo Winner
时间:2007-05-21 06:13:33
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This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes,
jewelry
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, etc., but he was not too well off.
One day his wife came home with a diamond neckless. The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "I won it at bingo."
The next night she came home with a
mink
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coat. The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "I won it at bingo."
The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz. The guy asked: "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied: "I won it at bingo. Please go upstairs and run my bath for me."
His wife came upstairs to find a very small amount of water in the tub.
The wife asked: "How come you put so little water in the tub?"
The guy replied: "I didn't want you to wet your bingo card".
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jewelry
n.(jewllery)(总称)珠宝
参考例句:
The burglars walked off with all my jewelry.夜盗偷走了我的全部珠宝。
Jewelry and lace are mostly feminine belongings.珠宝和花边多数是女性用品。
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mink
n.貂,貂皮
参考例句:
She was wearing a blue dress and a mink coat.她穿着一身蓝色的套装和一件貂皮大衣。
He started a mink ranch and made a fortune in five years. 他开了个水貂养殖场,五年之内就赚了不少钱。
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