Personal hygiene

A lesbian goes for her annual physical. After the ob/gyn completes the physical he says, "You can get dressed now, your test results will be back in a few days, but stop by my office and I'll review the exam I just gave you."

When the patient gets to the office, the MD says, "Well, you seem to be in perfect health, I couldn't find a thing wrong in my exam.

Furthermore, I'd like to compliment you on your excellent personal hygiene¹. I have hundreds of patients, and I can't think of a one of them who keeps her genital area so clean and fresh."

The patient says, "Well, there's a perfectly² good reason for that... you see, I have a woman in at least three times a week."