Elephant jokes 10

时间：2007-11-21 07:25:55

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle1?
Because of all the cheetahs2!

What do you call a elephant that never washes?
A smellyphant!

Teacher: "Where would4 you find an elephant?"
Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose5!"

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
Anything you want as3 he can't hear you!

Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong6?"
Pupil:"I don't know, nobody7 I know owns8 one!"

How do you spell elephant?
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t
"That's not how the dictionary9 spells it"
"You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"

Teacher: "Name six wild10 animals"
Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions!"

What do you call an elephant that lies11 across12 the middle of a tennis court13?
Annette!

Bill14: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay15 on an elephant."?
Bert: "Well, for a start your going16 to need a big ladder17.." Why do elephants do well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey18 matter!


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1 jungle M38xI     
n.丛林，密林；原始林
参考例句：
  • The lion is the king of the jungle.狮子是丛林之王。
  • Wild animals live in the jungle.野生动物们生活在丛林中。
2 cheetahs 49fe48184ec612a4c6ab48e2544552ef     
n.（奔跑极快的）非洲猎豹( cheetah的名词复数 )
参考例句：
  • Unlike lions or cheetahs, leopards are secretive, solitary cats. 花豹不像狮子或印度豹，是属于较神秘而隐居的大猫。 来自互联网
  • Among this lot are cheetahs, lions, leopards, rhinoceroses, spotted hyenas and elephants. 印度豹、狮子、花豹、犀牛、斑点土狼、大象等，都是此地的居民。 来自互联网
3 as pNiyL     
conj.按照；如同
参考例句：
  • He got work in a hotel as a waiter.他在一家旅馆找到了当服务生的工作。
  • In the hotel,the old men were drinking away as usual.在旅馆里，这些老人和往常一样喝个不停。
4 would 8fPwB     
aux.will的过去式；愿，要；常常；大概；将要，会
参考例句：
  • Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说？
  • Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗？
5 lose h0kxY     
v.丢失，失去，迷失，(钟表)走慢
参考例句：
  • I always lose at cards, with my bad luck.我不走运，打牌总输。
  • I can always lose myself in a good book.一本好书会使我爱不释手。
6 belong nQky3     
vi.属于，附属；应归入
参考例句：
  • Does this house belong to Mr. Winter? 这幢房子是温特先生的吗 ?
  • We belong to the new club. 我们是这个新俱乐部的成员。
7 nobody TGcxW     
pron.无人，没有任何人
参考例句：
  • Nobody is in the house.没有人在房子里。
  • Nobody knows where she lives.没有人知道她住哪里。
8 owns 3aeed85361e8deff2edb5fdb059fb173     
v.承认( own的第三人称单数 )；拥有；服从于；认领
参考例句：
  • He owns the butcher's in the main street. 他在大街上开了一家肉铺。
  • Who owns the copyright on this song? 谁拥有这首歌曲的版权？
9 dictionary OvvxO     
n.词典，字典，辞典
参考例句：
  • I have a new dictionary.我有一本新字典。
  • This is a very good dictionary.这是一本非常好的词典。
10 wild XM0z7     
adj.放荡的；未开发的，野的，野生的，原始的；n.荒野
参考例句：
  • We should protect the wild animal.我们应该保护野生动物。
  • After the old gardener died,the garden grew wild.老园丁死后，花园就慢慢荒芜了。
11 lies 33936d8020d405d352a6b59480be510e     
n.谎言；谎言( lie的名词复数 )；位置；假象v.躺卧，说谎；位于( lie的第三人称单数 )；说谎；展现；说谎
参考例句：
  • He was accused of lies and deceit. 他被指控撒谎和欺诈。
  • a drama full of lies and deception 充满谎言和欺骗的一出戏
12 across JJGy1     
adv.横过，使...被理解(或接受)；prep.穿过，横过
参考例句：
  • He walked across the road carefully.他小心地过马路。
  • You can go across the bridge.你可以越过这座桥。
13 court Uzax6     
n.法院，庭院，奉承，球场；v.献殷勤，追求，招致危险
参考例句：
  • The court is very dirty.这个院子非常脏。
  • Can you prove that to the court?你能向法庭证实这一点吗？
14 bill MdAy2     
(Bill)比尔(男名)；n.帐单，钞票，票据，清单；议案，法案；广告；鸟嘴，喙；vt.开帐单，用海报宣传，把...列成表
参考例句：
  • Bill is both a good swimmer and a good cook.比尔不仅是个游泳好手，而且是个烹调能手。
  • It will save trouble if you pay the bill now.如果你现在付账就没事了。
15 essay Z7Hyo     
n.随笔，短文，评论，企图；vt.试图
参考例句：
  • There is much food for thought in this essay.这篇杂文中有不少发人深思的东西。
  • This is a thoughtful essay.这是一篇具有思想性的随笔。
16 going dsHzY9     
n.去，离去，地面(或道路)的状况，工作情况；(复数形式）goings: 行为；adj.进行中的，流行的，现存的
参考例句：
  • We're going to listen to a report this afternoon. 今天下午我们要去听报告。
  • He hates leaving the office and going on holiday.他不愿离开办公室去度假。
17 ladder 22Ix6     
n.梯子，阶梯，梯状物
参考例句：
  • He got down from the ladder.他从梯子上下来了。
  • The book is the ladder of human progress.书是人类进步的阶梯。
18 grey brAzpg     
adj.灰色的；n.灰色；v.变成灰色（=gray）
参考例句：
  • She was dressed in grey.她穿着灰色服装。
  • This colour is grey.这种颜色是灰色。

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