Elephant jokes 12

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?
Russell!

A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn.
"Why are you doing that?
" asked his neighbour
"It's to keep the elephants off the grass", he replied.
"But we don't get elephants round here!"
"I know - good stuff isn't it!"

What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater?
Warren!

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater?
Terrified!

What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?
Squashed!

Who lost a herd¹ of elephants?
Big bo peep!

What is an elephants favorite film?
Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment?
You look elephantastic!

What do you do with old cannon² balls?
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

What animals were last to leave the ark?
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!