Farm jokes 04

时间：2007-11-30 08:41:28

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Why do ducks have webbed¹ feet?
To stamp out forest fires!

Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!

What is a pigs favorite ballet²?
Swine Lake!

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs!

How do you stop a rooser crowing³ on Sunday?
Eat him on Saturday!

Why did the foal cough?
Because he was a little horse!

What is the opposite of cock-a doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't!

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Leave it inside the cow!

Where do milkshakes come from?
Excited cows!

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1 webbed
adj.有蹼的；生蹼
参考例句：
Ducks' webbed feet help them to swim. 鸭子的蹼足有助于游水。来自《简明英汉词典》 They would be fastened to his webbed belt. 他们将系牢在他那根网状的皮带上。来自辞典例句

2 ballet
n.芭蕾舞
参考例句：
Angela studied ballet for six years.安吉拉学了六年芭蕾舞。 She is a celebrated star of ballet.她是一个芭蕾舞明星。

3 crowing
v.公鸡啼鸣( crow的现在分词 )；（婴儿）欢叫；（尤指在其他人不成功时）扬扬自得地夸口；自鸣得意
参考例句：
I wish he would stop crowing about his examination results. 我多么希望他不再吹嘘他的考试成绩。来自《现代汉英综合大词典》 The cock is crowing. 这只公鸡正在啼鸣。来自《简明英汉词典》