Fish jokes 05
时间：2007-12-08 08:32:10
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What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net profits!
What do you get if you cross a salmon1, a bird's leg and a hand?
Birdsthigh fish fingers!
What kind of noise annoys an oyster2?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)
What kind of fish goes well with ice-cream?
Jellyfish!
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
'Your plaice or mine'!
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the 'Kelp-wanted' adds!
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales!
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?
Because they have electric 'eels3!
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark!
Net profits!
What do you get if you cross a salmon1, a bird's leg and a hand?
Birdsthigh fish fingers!
What kind of noise annoys an oyster2?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)
What kind of fish goes well with ice-cream?
Jellyfish!
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
'Your plaice or mine'!
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the 'Kelp-wanted' adds!
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales!
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?
Because they have electric 'eels3!
Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
The loan shark!
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salmon
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| n.鲑，大马哈鱼，橙红色的 | |
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oyster
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| n.牡蛎；沉默寡言的人 | |
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| abbr. 电子发射器定位系统（=electronic emitter location system） | |
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