Talking Parrot

时间:2007-01-04 02:31:01

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A woman went into a pet shop and said to the man, "I want a parrot, but sell me one that definitely1 talks."

The man sold her a parrot, saying, "This one definitely talks."

The woman took him home, set his cage up on a table, and said to the parrot, "Okay, talk."

The parrot said, "Show me your tits."

The woman was outraged2. So she put him in the refrigerator. After a while, she took him out and said, "So talk."

Again, the parrot said, "Show me your tits."

To show the parrot his place, she put him in the fridge for a longer time, but still the same thing happened. She was quite annoyed3. This time she put him in the freezer.

There was a turkey in the freezer. The parrot said to the turkey, "How did you get here? Did you ask for a blowjob?"


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1 definitely RuJzx0     
adv.一定地,肯定地;明确地,确切地
参考例句:
  • The team will definitely lose if he doesn't play.如果他不参加比赛,这个队肯定会输。
  • I shall definitely be home before six o'clock.6点以前,我一定回家。
2 outraged VmHz8n     
a.震惊的,义愤填膺的
参考例句:
  • Members of Parliament were outraged by the news of the assassination. 议会议员们被这暗杀的消息激怒了。
  • He was outraged by their behavior. 他们的行为使他感到愤慨。
3 annoyed NzkzNw     
adj.烦恼的,恼怒的,生气的,恼火的
参考例句:
  • I imagine she was pretty annoyed when she found out.我想她发现此事后一定很生气。
  • He was annoyed with complaints made from outside.他因外界的种种怨言而感到烦恼。

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