Talking Parrot

A woman went into a pet shop and said to the man, "I want a parrot, but sell me one that definitely¹ talks."

The man sold her a parrot, saying, "This one definitely talks."

The woman took him home, set his cage up on a table, and said to the parrot, "Okay, talk."

The parrot said, "Show me your tits."

The woman was outraged². So she put him in the refrigerator. After a while, she took him out and said, "So talk."

Again, the parrot said, "Show me your tits."

To show the parrot his place, she put him in the fridge for a longer time, but still the same thing happened. She was quite annoyed³. This time she put him in the freezer.

There was a turkey in the freezer. The parrot said to the turkey, "How did you get here? Did you ask for a blowjob?"