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A woman went into a pet shop and said to the man, "I want a parrot, but sell me one that definitely1 talks."
The man sold her a parrot, saying, "This one definitely talks."
The woman took him home, set his cage up on a table, and said to the parrot, "Okay, talk."
The parrot said, "Show me your tits."
The woman was outraged2. So she put him in the refrigerator. After a while, she took him out and said, "So talk."
Again, the parrot said, "Show me your tits."
To show the parrot his place, she put him in the fridge for a longer time, but still the same thing happened. She was quite annoyed3. This time she put him in the freezer.
There was a turkey in the freezer. The parrot said to the turkey, "How did you get here? Did you ask for a blowjob?"
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definitely
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adv.一定地,肯定地;明确地,确切地 | |
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outraged
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a.震惊的,义愤填膺的 | |
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annoyed
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adj.烦恼的,恼怒的,生气的,恼火的 | |
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