No Ride

时间：2007-01-04 02:35:45

（单词翻译:单击）

A woman was driving along, and her car broke down. She decided1 to hitchhike to the nearest gas station. A truck driver hauling2 a load of chickens pulled up. The driver asked, "Hey, little lady, need a lift?"

"Yes, my car broke down, and I need a ride to the nearest gas station."

The driver replied, "OK, but first you have to fuck me! No fuck, no ride."

She said, "I'm sorry, I don't need a ride that badly."

So the driver pulled away. All this time, the driver had a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot started saying, "No fuck, no ride! No fuck, no ride!" The driver said, "You had better shut up, bird, or I'm gonna throw you in back with the chickens!"

About two miles down the road, the parrot said, "No fuck, no ride!" So the driver slammed3 on the breaks and threw him in back with the chickens! About 2 more miles further down the road, the driver heard sirens4 and saw flashing lights, so he pulled over. He got out of the truck and approached the officer. "What's the problem, officer. I wasn't speeding was I?"

The officer said, "I wasn't pulling you over for speeding. I just wanted to inform you that you have a parrot throwing chickens out the trailer screaming, "No fuck, no ride! No fuck, no ride!"


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1 decided lvqzZd     
adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的
参考例句：
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
2 hauling 99db0f035222bc97b91f21c8c63b68a9     
拖，拉( haul的现在分词 )； 运送； 传讯； 强迫（某人）去某处
参考例句：
  • They went down to the shore to watch the fishermen hauling in their nets. 他们跑到岸边看渔民拖网。
  • They had little difficulty in finding it. but hauling it out of the water proved to be a serious problem. 馅饼盘不难找到，但是把它拖出水面却是个严重的问题。
3 slammed 84b5bc3c8d817ee0d99387e3bc3042be     
v.砰地关上（门或窗）( slam的过去式和过去分词 )；用力一放；使劲一推；猛劲一摔
参考例句：
  • He slammed on the brakes and the car juddered to a halt. 他猛踩刹车，汽车在剧烈震动中停下来。
  • He walked out of the room and slammed the door. 他走出房间，猛地关上了房门。
4 sirens 80ecd50a05091244b946d483db54191b     
n.汽笛( siren的名词复数 )；妖冶而危险的女人；危险的诱惑；塞壬（古希腊传说中半人半鸟的女海妖，惯以美妙的歌声引诱水手，使他们的船只或触礁或驶入危险水域）
参考例句：
  • police cars with lights flashing and sirens blaring 警灯闪烁、警笛刺耳的警车
  • In big cities you always hear sirens all the time. 在大城市里，你总能听到警笛声。 来自《简明英汉词典》

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