Kindergarten

I am a Kindergarten teacher at our church's small private school. My seven year old son also attends there.

One morning during the first week of school, my son ran up and gave me a big hug and kiss.

One of the new Kindergarten students witnessed this and she asked me: "Is that your son?"

I answered, "yes."

She looked at me with wide-eyed awe¹ and asked, "Does he know you're a TEACHER?"