Circumcision

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside an operating room.

The first kid leans¹ over and asks, “What are you in here for?”

The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous.”

The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze².”

The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”

“A circumcision,” the first kid answers.

“Whoa!”, the second kid says. “Good luck, buddy³. I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year.”