I Always Do

        Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? "
        两个朋友正在谈工作。其中一个问：“为什么你被领班开了？”

        Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing¹ around and watch others work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."
        另一个答道， “你知道领班是怎样站在旁边看别人干活的。我的领班嫉妒了，因为别人开始以为我是领班。”