Hard of hearing

Hard of hearing 身患重听
   
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss¹, were taking a walk one fine March day.
有三个退休的老人，都患有重听。三月里风和日丽的一天，他们在一起散步。

One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain't it?"
其中一个人对另一个人说：“这天儿风有点儿大，是吧？”

"No," the second man replied, "It's Thursday."
“不是，”第二个人回答道，“今天是星期四。”

And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a coke."
第三个人插话进来说：“我也是，去买瓶可乐吧。”