Guaranteed visits

Guaranteed visits 有保证的探望
   
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided¹ to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated², and second, she wanted her ashes scattered³ over Bloomingdales.
布鲁克林的一位年迈的妇女决定准备自己的遗嘱，提出最后的要求。她告诉自己的犹太教士说她有两个临终前的要求。第一，她要火化；第二，她要把骨灰撒到布鲁明黛。

"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"
“布鲁明黛！”教士叫道，“为什么在布鲁明黛？”

"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."
“那样的话我女儿肯定一周会探望我两次。”

Note:

布鲁明黛（Bloomingdale's）是一家连锁百货公司，与梅西百货同属联邦百货公司旗下。布鲁明黛在美国有超过36家分店。