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• 1.Randy the rooster
• This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster. The oth...
• 2.Observation
• A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. This, he explained, is urine. To be a ...
• 3.Lucky frog
• A man is telling a story... I was playing golf, and even though I am usually a pretty good player, I was playing horribly that day. As I was about to ...
• 4.Old patient
• A Doctor recently had a patient drop in on him for an unscheduled appointment. What can I do for you today? the Doctor asked. The aged Gentleman repli...
• 5.Sexual problems
• Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. You know, John and I have been having some sexual problems, Linda told her ...
• 6.Stress relief
• An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk totally stressed out. He gives him the advice, I went home ev...
• 7.Jack Schitt
• Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says you don't know jack schitt. No...
• 8.Bus stop smell
• A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman Can I smell your c*nt? F#ck off, no you can't smell my c*nt! the woman yells back at him, Oh, he ...
• 9.Energizer Bunny dies
• News Flash : Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occ...
• 10.Bad sex ed grade
• Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F. One day we should get h...